95 Incredible New York Captions for Instagram

New York City is undoubtedly one of the most exciting dream destinations in the whole world. No wonder that NYC inspired so many writers, actors and other artists, you just simply can’t feel uninspired in New York! If you’re already visited the Big Apple, I’m sure you know what I’m talking about.

New York City is also one of the most photogenic places on the planet. Tall skyscrapers, insane viewpoints, beautiful parks, world-famous landmarks, what more can you ask for? It’s literally impossible to take a bad photo in New York.

If you already have tons of pictures from NYC but you still struggle with crafting the perfect caption for your New York picture on Instagram, you’ve come to the right place! In this post I collected all the best New York captions for Instagram, including meaningful New York captions, hilarious New York puns, funny quotes about New York and many more. Let’s get into it!

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Best New York Captions for Instagram

1. “New York, New Me.”

2. “The city that never sleeps.”

3. “New York is always a good idea!”

4. “Once upon a time in New York.”

5. “Anything is possible. This is New York.”

6. “London is a mystery, NYC is an explanation.”

7. “Happiness is…. holding tickets that say New York!”

8. “I want to live as many lives as there are in New York City.”

9. “Somewhere between living and dreaming, there’s New York.”

Best New York Quotes for Instagram

10. “New York is not a city – it’s a world.”- Iman

11. “The only people who can afford to be artists in New York are rich.”- Sophie Frances

12. “There is something in the New York air that makes sleep useless.”- Simone de Beauvoir

13. “There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.”- Elbert Hubbard

14. “A hundred times I have thought: New York is a catastrophe, and fifty times: it is a beautiful catastrophe.”- Le Corbusier

15. “I get out of the taxi and it’s probably the only city which in reality looks better than on the postcards: New York.”- Milos Forman

16. “New York is really the place to be; to go to New York, you’re going to the centre of the world, the lion’s den.”- Zubin Mehta

17. “More than anything else New York is a city of superlatives, a place where the best, the brightest, the biggest is the norm.”- Marilyn J. Appleberg

18. “London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.”- Dorothy Parker

19. “The city seen from the Queensboro Bridge is always the city seen for the first time, in its first wild promise of all the mystery and the beauty in the world.”- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Short New York Captions for Instagram

20. “Meet me in New York.”

21. “Late nights, bright lights.”

22. “I left my heart in New York.”

23. “Sleepless nights and city lights.”

24. “Welcome to the concrete jungle.”

25. “New York – The City of dreams.”

26. “New York is calling and I must go.”

27. “Enjoying every New York minute.”

28. “You can leave New York, but it will never leave you.”

29. “If you follow your heart just right, it will get you to New York City.”

Short New York Quotes for Instagram

30. “I’m in a New York state of mind.”- Billy Joel

31. “Give me the streets of Manhattan!”- Walt Whitman

32. “You haven’t lived until you died in New York.”- Alexander Woollcott  

33. “If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting.”- Peter Shaffer

34. “New York is a diamond iceberg floating in river water.”- Truman Capote

35. “One can’t paint New York as it is, but rather as it is felt.”- Georgia O’Keefe

36. “Here we are Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity.”- Harry, Home Alone 2

37. “New York had all the iridescence of the beginning of the world.”- F. Scott Fitzgerald

38. “I love New York on summer afternoons when everyone’s away.”- F. Scott Fitzgerald

39. “I don’t like cities. But I like New York. Other places make me feel like a dork.”- Madonna

40. “It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story.”- Agatha Christie

41. “When I’m in New York, I just want to walk down the street and feel this thing, like I’m in a movie.”- Ryan Adams

Funny New York Instagram Captions

42. “I’m just a little apple in the Big Apple.”

43. “Someone tell Gossip Girl I’m here right now.”

44. “Times Square’s so bright, I need to wear shades.”

45. “New York City is a tourist trap I don’t mind being in.”

46. “Someone asked me for directions, so you can call me a real New Yorker.”

47. “A bad day in New York City is still better than a good day anywhere else.”

Funny Quotes About New York

48. “Skyscraper National Park”- Kurt Vonnegut

49. “New York is the only city in the world where you can get run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.”- Russell Baker

50. “When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.”- Fran Lebowitz

51. “Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.”- Johnny Carson

52. “When it’s 100 degrees in New York, it’s 72 in Los Angeles. When it’s 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it’s still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.”- Neil Simon

Short New York Puns for Instagram

53. “Queens for a day.”

54. “Spill the Liber-tea.”

55. “First Time-rs Square.”

56. “I’m so glad we MET.”

57. “Living the High Line.”

58. “Stop Yankee-ng my chain.”

59. “Staten Island floats my boat.

60. “I don’t think you’re Dumbo.”

61. “Winter in NYC is snow joke.”

62. “In winter, NYC is the city of tights.”

63. “Arch you glad you’re in New York?”

64. “I’d really lake to live by Central Park.”

Hilarious Puns About New York

65. “More like Empire Great Building, am I right?”

66. “The street art in New York is very ad-mural-able.”

67. “A trip to NYC can be very taxi-ng on your wallet.”

68. “Finally made it to the Statue of Liberty. It’s a boat time!”

69. “The views from the Empire State Building couldn’t be any NYCer.

70. “After sightseeing all day, I’m Central Park-ing myself down for the rest of the night.”

Meaningful New York Captions for Instagram

71. “Once you have lived in New York and made it your home, no place else is good enough.”- John Steinbeck

72. “The flag of New York City should be someone with four bags opening a door with their shoulder.”- Alex Baz

73. “One belongs to New York instantly, one belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years.”- Tom Wolfe

74. “When I first moved to New York, I bought Vogue instead of dinner. I just felt it fed me more.”- Carrie Bradshaw

75. “The wanderer in Manhattan must go forth with a certain innocence, because New York is best seen with innocent eyes.”- Pete Hamill

76. “You can try to change New York, but it’s like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up. There’s nothing you can do.”- Liz Lemon

77. “If you want to become a real New Yorker, there’s only one rule: You have to believe New York is, has been, and always will be the greatest city on earth. The center of the universe.”- Ellen R. Shapiro

Powerful New York Captions for Instagram

78. “I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one sight of New York’s skyline.”- Ayn Rand

79. “It’s pretty cliched, but Times Square is just incredible. You really feel like you’re in the capital of the world.”- Timothy F. Cahill

80. “Whoever is born in New York is ill-equipped to deal with any other city: all other cities seem, at best, a mistake, and, at worst, a fraud. No other city is so spitefully incoherent.”- James Baldwin

81. “I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world’s greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance.”- Nora Ephron

82. “There’s something so romantic about being broke in New York. You gotta do it. You have to live there once without any money, and then you have to live there when you have money. Let me tell you, of the two, the latter is far better.”- Amy Poehler

83. “Even if it ain’t all it seems, I got a pocketful of dreams. Baby I’m from New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of. There’s nothing you can’t do. Now you’re in New York. These streets will make you feel brand new. Big lights will inspire you. Hear it for New York, New York, New York.”- Alicia Keys

Romantic New York Love Quotes

84. “I fell in love. His name is New York.”- Unknown

85. “Times Square can’t shine as bright as you.”- Plain White T’s

86. “If you follow your heart just right, it will get you to New York City.”- Unknown

87. “If Louis was right, and you only get one great love, New York may just be mine. And I can’t have nobody talking shit about my boyfriend.”- Carrie Bradshaw

88. “I love New York, even though it isn’t mine, the way something has to be, a tree or a street or a house, something, anyway, that belongs to me because I belong to it.”- Truman Capote

89. “Quite simply, I was in love with New York. I do not mean ‘love’ in any colloquial way, I mean that I was in love with the city, the way you love the first person who ever touches you and you never love anyone quite that way again.”- Joan Didio

Inspirational New York Lyrics

90. “I’m in a New York state of mind.”- Billy Joel, ‘New York State of Mind’

91. “I want to be a part of it, New York, New York.”- Frank Sinatra, ‘New York, New York’

92. “Welcome to New York, it’s been waiting for you.”- Taylor Swift, ‘Welcome to New York’

93. “Concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there’s nothing you can’t do, now you’re in New York!”- Alicia Keys and JAY-Z, ‘Empire State of Mind’

94. “Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now! History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be in the greatest city in the world!”- Hamilton Cast, ‘The Schuyler Sisters’

95. “Curtains forcing their will against the wind, children sleep, exchanging dreams with seraphim. The city drags itself awake on subway straps; and I, an alarm, awake as a rumor of war, lie stretching into dawn, unasked and unheeded.”- Maya Angelou, “Awaking in New York” 

Final Thoughts

That’s a wrap! I hope you enjoyed reading these beautiful and inspirational New York captions and you had a great laugh on all the New York puns and funny quotes about New York. Crafting the perfect instagram caption for your NYC photo doesn’t seem so hard anymore, right?

If you have any questions feel free to leave a comment below or send me an email, I always love helping you out! Do you know some other great New York captions for Instagram? Let me know in the comments!

Ps: If you love reading about beautiful quotes and amazing Instagram caption ideas, don’t forget to check out my other related articles below!

xoxo, Kriszti


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